This is fan art, right?
ADVENTURE LAND, the ADVENTURE TIME BOARD GAME
submitted by iggy-m
THIS MUST MATERIALIZE INTO MY POSSESSION ASAPS.
absolutely disgusted with all this boredom in my face. I think I’d rather become an alcoholic/drug abuser. Oh wait. I already am.
The existence of a genetic disorder called “Alexandria’s genesis” has been the subject of much debate. It seems to be an urban legend, since no one with the disorder exists today (at least that the scientific community knows about), but it also seems that it is a disorder that could very well exist, or at least have existed in the past.
The “symptoms” of those who have Alexandria’s genesis are shimmering, white skin that resists tanning or burning; no body hair other than that which they are born with; purple-colored eyes; a slowing down and even stopping of the aging process; a life span of up to 170 years; their bodies produce little or no waste; their bodies are well-developed; their immune systems are incredibly strong, and resist every disease known to man; they have perfect vision; and they never gain weight. In other words, they’re really “super-human”.
(Source: associatedcontent.com)
My therapist thinks I quit smoking da greenies three weeks ago. If only she knew my ritual of going to her therapy sessions baked :)
I just feel so blank. Like I’m nothing important. Like I have no purpose. Like I have no drive. I don’t feel like getting up, but I’m sad that there’s nothing to get up and do. I have friends, yet I feel like I never have anyone to hang out with. Maybe I’m just too selfish. Maybe I just suck at life. Or maybe life just sucks at me. Who knows. Blah blah blah. I’m just going in circles. What a waste of my time. And yet that makes me want to waste time more effectively. Or maybe just finding the ultimate way to waste away. To decompose. Until nothing exists but what’s left to exist. When will it end?
